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me: for real?
 i should try to talk to them before the day is over
 otherwise this will never happen
Raveen: i mean it's 245 eastern time
 your day is running out
 probably better now than later because if you don't get ahold of someone you can leave a voicemail and they might be able to call you back before the end of the day
 vs waiting till the end of the day
 it's now or never
 do or die
 kill or be killed
 not really
 but my day is really boring, so i feel like being excited for you
me: -_-
Raveen: and on that note
 i'm going to go get an oil change!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: hahah THX
Raveen: good luck
 take action
 bai

Kevin: i guess maybe only to rich yuppies like us
me: we're yuppies???
Kevin: totally

Struggles


Kevin: wowwwwwwwwwwww
 5 unmatched socks
 from laundry
 this is the WORST

On crime in Chicago


A: This is a safer place than most.
D: Dude, someone got stabbed in Forever Yogurt. I thought Forever Yogurt was a safe place.

On face-eating zombies


Caroline: I'm actually surprised he was able to rip the flesh off with his teeth
 i imagine its fairly hard to do
 we're not tigers
 we have a jaw for eating berries and cooked meat that falls off the bone
I’m going to leave this here. Do with it what you will.
-Kevin, putting down a can of cat food in front of me because he knows I love feeding Forbin!

Sal: Do you guys want to settle?
Me: YES.
Sal: Julia, do you want to settle?
Julia: Umm...
Sal: You never want to settle.
Did Joe take you to his favorite pizza restaurant? I’ve never even been to Connecticut and I know about this place.
-Creighton
Aren’t you going to explode? You’re already wearing the smallest outfit EVER.
-Matt, to Kammo during dinner.

Matt: Jon. What are you thinking at this exact moment?
Kammo: I still can't believe this came with TWO sides!

me: ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////0
Kevin: forbin!!!
 miss you
come on, mom, CHUG!!!! what are you DOING, mom?!?!?
-creighton’s mom’s not good at flip cup (via thejuliaset)

jayminn:

Stephen Colbert as our Commencement speaker… couldn’t have asked for more!


Random guy: There's Ryan right now. You should ice Ryan.
Weiss: Yeah, but he has diabetes and I feel bad...
Roti is the best bread ever. It’s like eating a doughnut. Like, is this really bread? I just want to go in (to Flat Top) and say ‘Hi, can I have 10 roti?’
-Kammo